tastefullyoffensive:

[@shepprd]

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

(via lalapaloser)

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

(via tastefullyoffensive)

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(Source: dead-moon-california, via mormonmonthly)

  • what she says: i'm tired
  • what she means: shark tale is my favourite movie

theparisreview:

In honor of the anniversary of the road atlas, a gallery of oil-company cartography.