princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

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whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

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tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

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pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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